The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who - 7937

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If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swede jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes is so unoriginal; it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Swedish joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Swedish jokes; you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Swedes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Swede and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Swede brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Swede who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Swedes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
ASIN: 1469916967
VSKU: DBV.1469916967.G
Condition: Good
Author/Artist:Young, Mark Geoffrey
Binding: Paperback
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