{"product_id":"a-childs-first-book-of-trump","title":"A Child's First Book of Trump","description":"A New York Times bestseller!\n\nWhat do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true.\n\nThe beasty is called an American Trump.\nIts skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.\nIts fur so complex you might get enveloped.\nIts hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped.\n\nThe Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now…political candidate? Kids (and let’s be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those…words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump?\n\nWith his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination…sorry…President of the United States.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1481488007\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.1481488007.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Black, Michael Ian|Rosenthal, Marc\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41561537806394,"sku":"DBV.1481488007.G","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/1481488007-0.jpg?v=1785212195","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/a-childs-first-book-of-trump","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}