America 250 - The Bathroom Reader: Celebrating 250 Years of Our Patriotic Doody: Featuring hilarious words, history, stories, and trivia to read in the bathoom
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About this item
Place this book in a guest bathroom... and wait for the laughter!
Because in 2026, there is still one thing that Americans can agree on... potty humor is hilarious!
We all use it, we all know it, the bathroom brings us together.
No politics, no parties, just good old fashioned fun to read on the toilet.
Voted "The most laugh-out-loud gift for 2026!", this packed-with-history book belongs in every bathroom in America!
This Book Features: The Lavatory Lexicon - a complete A-Z journey through the potty-mouthed past and present. A dictionary of over 200 historical bathroom words and potty puns. Our Patriotic Doody - from corncobs to smart toilets, the hilarious history of bathrooms in America. Stories from the Stall - toilet tales and unfortunate anecdotes from America's bathroom past. Toilet Trivia - flushable facts to test your bathroom knowledge... while you do your business.
Poop and Learn! Did you know?:
- Thomas Jefferson showed off one of the earliest American "water closets" to wow his guests?
- Boston's first sewer emptied right into the harbor. The water wasn't exactly tea-worthy.
- 1857 - the year toilet paper was invented. The most important year in the history of the universe?
- Remember the 2020 COVID Toilet Paper Panic? Guess what... it wasn't the first time American's panicked about our all important paper. Look inside to find out when.
Lighten the mood for America's 250th - one bathroom at a time. You will laugh, your guests will laugh, America will laugh!
Note: Contains PG-level content that is edgy but funny for the whole family. Maybe some "PG-13" jokes, but generally PG.
About the author:
Paul the Patriot loves America, loves history, and his jokes usually involve the potty. So, basically, this book is the culmination of his entire life. He hopes you enjoy it! Happy 250th Birthday America!
ASIN: B0FS7HF2TW
VSKU: DBV.B0FS7HF2TW.A
Condition: Acceptable
Author/Artist:Paul the Patriot
Binding: Paperback
Note: Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.
Condition Notes: This copy has clearly been enjoyed—expect noticeable shelf wear and some minor creases to the cover. Binding is strong, and all pages are legible. May contain previous library markings or stamps.
ASIN: B0FS7HF2TW
VSKU: DBV.B0FS7HF2TW.A
Condition: Acceptable
Author/Artist:Paul the Patriot
Binding: Paperback
Note: Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.
Condition Notes: This copy has clearly been enjoyed—expect noticeable shelf wear and some minor creases to the cover. Binding is strong, and all pages are legible. May contain previous library markings or stamps.
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