{"product_id":"dave-barrys-stay-fit-and-healthy-until-youre-dead-1","title":"Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead","description":"In Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, Dave Barry says that fitness and vitality can be yours-- provided you have the discipline, drive, and the plain old-fashioned guts required to procure the necessary steroids. This manual may help, too, but you'll just have to buy it and find out.\n\nBarry on executive fitness\nToday's top executives eat teeny meals and run 10 miles and play tennis and work out every day. Of course, they're so busy getting fit that many don't even know where their offices are. That's why the entire U.S. economy is now manufactured overseas.\n\nBarry on fitness after death\nA quick chill, to approximately 325 degrees below zero, yields a muscle tone that we normally associate only with world-class body builders and certain minerals!\n\nBarry on nutrition\nEvery morning you should take a vitamin A pill, followed by a vitamin D, followed by an E, until you've spelled the healthful mnemonic phrase: \"A DEAD CAD BAKED A BAD CAKE, ACE.\" And eat all the fiber-rich foods you can shove down your throat; these would be mainly your cotton candy and your Slim Jims.\n\nBarry on junk foods\nWhite bread and refined sugar, if eaten, cause death within hours. So it's important to watch what you eat, at least until you get it inside your mouth. After that it becomes pretty disgusting.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0878575707\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.0878575707.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Barry, Dave\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This copy has clearly been enjoyed—expect noticeable shelf wear and some minor creases to the cover. Binding is strong, and all pages are legible. May contain previous library markings or stamps.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41603647111226,"sku":"DBV.0878575707.A","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/0878575707-0_c8cf0a6d-e4f3-4aca-8155-17efe2d0da48.jpg?v=1787197158","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/dave-barrys-stay-fit-and-healthy-until-youre-dead-1","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}