{"product_id":"esquire-the-rules-a-mans-guide-to-life","title":"Esquire The Rules: A Man's Guide to Life","description":"Derived from Esquire’s popular feature, this wildly entertaining, bestselling men’s manual to life in the 21st century is revised, expanded, and with color added! It now offers 668 rules in all (91 of them new to this edition), providing even more lighthearted reading, manly musings, and, occasionally, good advice. Accompanied by full-color illustrations throughout, these rules are guaranteed to set a guy straight. Here is what guys need to live by:\nRule number 2: When someone says he is “pumped” about something, it usually means he’s about to do something stupid.\nRule number 36: No matter how hard you practice, you cannot say the phrase, “Yeah, right” without sounding sarcastic.\nRule number 45: For the last time, no goddamn Speedos.\nRule number 108: The road to hell is not paved with good intentions. The road to hell is paved with smooth-jazz CDs, herbal teas, John Tesh specials, and low-fat cheese.\nRule number 154: Properly made, leftover chili gets better and better every day until the fourth day, at which point it begins its slow decline.\nRule number 59: The study of inert gases is best left to professionals.\nRule number 38: When it comes to luggage, men don’t pull.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1588166937\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.1588166937.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Esquire\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This copy has clearly been enjoyed—expect noticeable shelf wear and some minor creases to the cover. Binding is strong, and all pages are legible. May contain previous library markings or stamps.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41646617559098,"sku":"DBV.1588166937.A","price":8.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/1588166937-0.jpg?v=1789271528","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/esquire-the-rules-a-mans-guide-to-life","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}