{"product_id":"how-to-raise-a-jewish-dog","title":"How to Raise a Jewish Dog","description":"From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential \"guide\" is sure to be a complete howl.\n\nQuestions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?\n\nThe (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0316154660\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.0316154660.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This copy has clearly been enjoyed—expect noticeable shelf wear and some minor creases to the cover. Binding is strong, and all pages are legible. May contain previous library markings or stamps.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41353286320186,"sku":"DBV.0316154660.A","price":4.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/0316154660-0.jpg?v=1775326831","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/how-to-raise-a-jewish-dog","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}