{"product_id":"improper-cross-stitch-35-properly-naughty-patterns","title":"Improper Cross-Stitch: 35+ Properly Naughty Patterns","description":"A fun, witty, nerdy, and irreverent craft book for the modern cross-stitcher.\n\nSometimes it's good to be a little...improper. Profane, funny, and smart, Haley Pierson-Cox's IMPROPER CROSS-STITCH invites the modern crafter to bring personality and humor to their cross stitch projects. From a fully designed \"Damn it feels good to be a crafter\" to the beautiful Art Deco inspired \"fuck,\" Haley's patterns are fresh, lively and just what the crafter ordered.\n\nIn this book, she'll introduce readers to the joys of stitching the naughty, the profane, the irreverent, and the just plain awesome. First, she starts with a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, no previous experience required. Then, once readers know your way around an embroidery hoop and a skein of floss, the books moves on to the designs―35 in total, ranging from hip, to nerdy, to ironically domestic―where Haley encourages crafters to embrace their inner snark with gleeful abandon.\n\nHer easy to follow instructions and colorful designs can make a cross stitcher out of anyone. In all her years of crafting, Haley's learned many things, but this simple fact remains one of the most important: There is absolutely nothing in this world quite so satisfying as enshrining something deeply inappropriate within the delicate stitches of a cross-stitch sampler. It's truly one of life's great delights!\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1250088984\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.1250088984.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Pierson-Cox, Haley\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Pages are clean with no markings. May show minor signs of wear or cosmetic defects  marks, cuts, bends, or scuffs  on the cover, spine, pages, or dust jacket. May have remainder marks on edges.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41516075155514,"sku":"DBV.1250088984.VG","price":14.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/1250088984-0.jpg?v=1783715927","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/improper-cross-stitch-35-properly-naughty-patterns","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}