{"product_id":"jewish-as-a-second-language-2","title":"Jewish as a Second Language","description":"It's a NICE book.\n\nForget Yiddish. Real Jewish is a secret language of nuance, argument, and somersaults of everyday speech; of wins, losses, and draws in competitions you had no idea you'd entered. It's everything from mastering the OAQ (Obsessive Anal Question) - \"They'll de-ice the wings before we take off, right?\" - to never, ever believing your mother-in-law when she says \"Don't bother driving me, I'll take a cab.\" Now in a second edition that's bigger, better, and with more guilt, this is the indispensable guide.\n\nWho knew?\n\n* Jewish Cooking (the first two hours of boiling a chicken are just to make sure it's dead)\n* Jewish Eating (you should eat eight times a day if you're diabetic - or if you're not)\n* The Art of Two-Person Worrying (Jewish Ping-Pong)\n\n* The hotel-room-changing gene, the always-at-the-doctor gene, and other genes only Jews have\n* Boxing gloves, a rottweiler, Pop-Tarts, and fourteen other things you'll never find in a Jewish home\n* And so much more. (Why not?)\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0761158405\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.0761158405.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Katz, Molly\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41511505821754,"sku":"DBV.0761158405.G","price":4.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/0761158405-0_1354298e-f419-4bd5-a13e-bcf278a370bb.jpg?v=1783481835","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/jewish-as-a-second-language-2","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}