Menopause Mood Swings & Murder Fantasies: A Funny and Unfiltered Guide to Midlife Hormones and the Ridiculous Stuff No One Warns You About

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A Funny and Unfiltered Guide to Midlife Hormones and the Ridiculous Stuff No One Warns You About Hot flashes, mood swings, and the sudden urge to throat-punch anyone who chews too loudly? Welcome to menopause, baby. This is not your polite pamphlet from the doctor's office. This is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival companion for women over 40 who are riding the hormonal rollercoaster with one hand in the cookie jar and the other clutched around a glass of wine. Whether you are dealing with hot flashes at work, midlife crisis moments in the bathroom mirror, or wondering if your hormones have joined an underground fight club, this book is here to keep you laughing. Packed with relatable menopause humor, outrageous midlife satire, and true confessions from the hormonal front lines, it will make you feel seen, understood, and entertained. What's Inside: Relatable menopause and perimenopause jokes about mood swings, aging, and hot flashes Hilarious midlife crisis moments and stories that will make you laugh until you cry Sarcastic truths about hormones, beauty, and women's health after 40 Late-night comedy for when you cannot sleep through the night A perfect mix of humor, satire, and relatable moments about getting older Perfect For: Girls' night or wine-fueled book clubs Funny menopause gifts for women over 40 or 50 Friends entering perimenopause who need to laugh instead of cry ⭐ Fans of women's health comedy books with zero filter Menopause is unavoidable. Losing your sense of humor is not. Grab this book, pour yourself something strong, and laugh your way through the madness of midlife.
ASIN: B0FX8T3KF1
VSKU: DBV.B0FX8T3KF1.G
Condition: Good
Author/Artist:Samuels, Heather
Binding: Paperback
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Condition Notes: Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly!
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