{"product_id":"moms-dad-jokes-300-awful-terrible-groan-inducing-gut-busters-for-the-whole-family","title":"Mom's Dad Jokes: 300+ awful, terrible, groan-inducing gut busters for the whole family","description":"Everyone loves a good “#1 Dad,” but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! It's packed with dad joke humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom, and yes, she'll make you laugh until you cry.\n\nHere are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement:\n\n• Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile\n• A dragon would never explode. A dino might.\n• This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.\n• What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.\n• My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.\n• What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.\n• My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, “You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water.” I know she means well.\n• When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.\n• Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.\n• My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me\n\nIn this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these―original gut-busters and classic groaners―plus QR codes that link to Brett’s funny social media accounts.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1964487250\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.1964487250.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Belle, Brett\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41720487215162,"sku":"DBV.1964487250.G","price":8.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/1964487250-0.jpg?v=1791088245","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/moms-dad-jokes-300-awful-terrible-groan-inducing-gut-busters-for-the-whole-family","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}