Oh, the Mountains You'll Ski!: A Parody by Dr. Chutes - Deluxe Edition
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About this item
Skiers of all ages will enjoy this fun, colorful private lesson about the realities of life on the Slopes!
This book is a Lifetime Season Pass for the snow sports lover in your family, providing year-round access to the joy of the mountains in the wintertime. Deluxe edition includes sticker placement area in back of book for your favorite skier to keep skiing mementos from their skiing adventures in one place.
Will your life be better because you learned to ski?
Absolutely, You'll see!
(I give you a 110% percent guarantee)
KID, YOU'LL SKI MOUNTAINS!
ABOUT DR. CHUTES
A legend in his own mind, Dr. Chutes earned his Doctorate of Shredding the Gnar in the Mountains of Western North America. Dr. Chutes practices an unlicensed form of alternative medicine called “Ski Therapy” that nurtures the Spirit, Soul, Mind, and Body. Currently an Unlimited Season Pass Holder, Uphill Travel Pass Holder, Back Bowl Access Pass Holder, Mediocre Thursday Night Race League Racer, Funcle of the Year, and Ski Dad; Dr. Chutes especially enjoys helping Alpentalics share their stoke with the rest of the world. He’s best known for Charging Big Faces, Dropping Steep Chutes, and Gliding Down Powder Bowls, but he has also been known to Rip Groomers with the best of them. Dr. Chutes spent his formative years goofing around on the Mt. Ashland ski bus and sneaking out of group lessons with his little sister to hit the chutes of "The Bowl” before patrol could close the gates for the day. With almost four decades of experience on the slopes, some would call him middle-aged, though with skis on his feet, he’s forever a child!
ASIN: B09XYWJ4VS
VSKU: DBV.B09XYWJ4VS.G
Condition: Good
Author/Artist:Chutes, Dr.|Federline, Debra
Binding: Hardcover
Note: Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.
Condition Notes: Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly!
ASIN: B09XYWJ4VS
VSKU: DBV.B09XYWJ4VS.G
Condition: Good
Author/Artist:Chutes, Dr.|Federline, Debra
Binding: Hardcover
Note: Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.
Condition Notes: Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly!
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