{"product_id":"the-mincing-mockingbird-guide-to-troubled-birds","title":"The Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds","description":"A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find—or where to avoid—the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species—and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family.\n\nThroughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.\n\nWe are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.\n\nPerfect for: • White elephant gifts • Animal lover gifts • Bird lovers gift • Gag gifts • Funny gifts • Christmas gifts\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 039917091X\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.039917091X.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Matt Adrian\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Pages are clean with no markings. May show minor signs of wear or cosmetic defects  marks, cuts, bends, or scuffs  on the cover, spine, pages, or dust jacket. May have remainder marks on edges.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41445463490618,"sku":"DBV.039917091X.VG","price":6.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/039917091X-0.jpg?v=1780693773","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/the-mincing-mockingbird-guide-to-troubled-birds","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}