{"product_id":"you-can-only-yell-at-me-for-one-thing-at-a-time-rules-for-couples","title":"You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples","description":"The perfect Valentine’s Day or anniversary gift: An illustrated collection of love and relationship advice from New Yorker writer Patricia Marx, with illustrations from New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast.\nEveryone’s heard the old advice for a healthy relationship: Never go to bed angry. Play hard to get. Sexual favors in exchange for cleaning up the cat vomit is a good and fair trade.\n\nOkay, not that last one. It’s one of the tips in You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples by the authors of Why Don’t You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It: A Mother’s Suggestions. This guide will make you laugh, remind you why your relationship is better than everyone else’s, and solve all your problems.\n\nNuggets of advice include:\n\nIf you must breathe, don’t breathe so loudly.\n\nIt is easier to stay inside and wait for the snow to melt than to fight about who should shovel.\n\nQueen-sized beds, king-sized blankets.\n\nWhy not give this book to your significant or insignificant other, your anti-Valentine’s Day crusader pal, or anyone who can’t live with or without love?\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1250225132\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.1250225132.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Marx, Patricia\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41537761640506,"sku":"DBV.1250225132.G","price":8.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/1250225132-0.jpg?v=1784341710","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/you-can-only-yell-at-me-for-one-thing-at-a-time-rules-for-couples","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}