{"product_id":"zero-stars-do-not-recommend-a-novel","title":"Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend: A Novel","description":"\"Worst Vacation Ever―Five Stars, Would Recommend.\" ― Grady Hendrix, New York Times bestselling author of How to Sell a Haunted House\nWhite Lotus meets Kevin Wilson in this whip-smart social satire about a man who finds himself trapped on an island resort after the sun explodes, and suddenly must choose whether to save himself from the chaos, or help the fellow guests make it off the island alive…\nVacation Checklist: Pack swim trunks. Apply sunscreen. Survive the apocalypse?\nProfessional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a vacation. Sure, his life has been average at best, and yeah, he's never quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Miller Lites in paradise with his girlfriend, Mara, things are starting to look up.\nThen the sun explodes.\nWith the island resort suddenly plunged into darkness (he really should've sprung for the travel insurance), Dan's holiday goes from bad to worse when elite guests stage a coup and commandeer supplies. As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, revolution begins to brew on the island, and Dan accidentally becomes a beacon of hope for the surviving vacationers. But when one six-person plane is discovered that could get them back to the mainland, Dan realizes he has a choice to make.\nDoes he escape the island with Mara? Or does he stay and fight to become the most unlikely hero of the end of the world?\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1464218021\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: DBV.1464218021.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Wassmer, MJ\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This copy has clearly been enjoyed—expect noticeable shelf wear and some minor creases to the cover. Binding is strong, and all pages are legible. May contain previous library markings or stamps.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dream Books Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41461186035770,"sku":"DBV.1464218021.A","price":7.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/6011\/0138\/files\/1464218021-0.jpg?v=1781204745","url":"https:\/\/shop.dreambooksco.com\/products\/zero-stars-do-not-recommend-a-novel","provider":"Dream Books Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}